there comes a time

in a man's life when he must post


MEMES BABY

memes are getting kinda old for me

maybe thats a sign

will post a movie review next time

making up for lost time

unrelated but young nicholas cage doe

unrelated

but yes, we sat there on the rock and watched the sunset melt into the horizon. it wasn't as romantic as it suggests, as the grease from my sandwich was caked all over my face. but i think she dug that.

anywho,  we didn't keep track of the time very well, so we ended up staying a little longer than needed be. fine with me, i thought. it was a pleasant, greasy sitting. fifteen minutes before our movie before i was oh shit, we should probs head out and we clumsily walked to my car; i was running out of breath as working out was a foreign word to me at that point. 

and than we missed it. honestly, not that much to add to the movie. we did see another movie in place of it however.

which i will write about in a future post.


see you cowpokes later

So much for my formatting

Hello nerds! Get your butts ready cuz I'm coming in hot with the February Edition of my blog! What's that reader? It's June already? Well shucks!

Right on time.

You couldn't ask me to remember everything I've done February, but something of note was attempting to watch Lego Batman on Valentine's Day. I was going on a date with my gal pal(I have one you see), and we intended on going to see the aforementioned movie. My timing is consistent; consistent in the way that I am always bad with it, so I took the suggestion from said gal pal that "Yeah, totes! We should deffo go eat some delicious, mouthwatering Arby's 'Meat Sandwich™' at the park while we enjoy our cool, trendy lifestyle!" Turns out, The Arby's Lifestyle was for me as much as I was for the Arby's Lifestyle, as we waited patiently for the hour of our movie while we made fun of the people running around not enjoying our the succulent morsels that only Arby's sells. Typing this, I can remember the displeasure on their faces, and -

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also lms and comment below about your favorite yogurt 

1/12/2017: Happy Late New Years!

Ruh roh! It's that time of the month again where I spam posts to catch up! What's up everybody? Yeah!

Well, short update. I have a girlfriend now! My normie levels have stepped up, but not by that much because she's a total nerdo just like me, which I can't get enough of.

I haven't eaten my dog! Yahoo! She was too stringy anyways. Wouldn't have tasted all that great.

My girlfriend, her dad, and I watched Princess Mononoke. I've always said Howl's Moving Castle is my favorite, but Princess Mononoke is fairly close to taking that spot. The movie has a prevalent theme in anti-war and anti-industry. You can definitely tell that Miyazaki is all for leaving the little forest critters alone. Don't blame him, if our world looked like they do in the grassy plain scenes of this movie, I'd start living in a ditch myself.


Finished a few games. Funny, I originally started this blog to keep track of the things I finished. Now I just use it to post funny memes and occasional snippets. The pictures were definitely the busiest parts of my life, or the laziest. It's kind of cool to reflect on my laziness in 2016.


Terraria has been the main game for my girlfriend and I. I love saying that word a whole bunch. "Girlfriend"
I haven't said that word in quite literally 4 years. To say it again, was at first anxiety inducing, but I've come to be really comfortable at the thought. She might be coming over this Sunday, and my parents will harass her with questions. I hope she's ready.

Easy to say, I haven't been this happy in a long a time.

I hope she'll be okay at my busiest time of the year: college, which I am starting next Tuesday.

Anywho cowpokes, I'm sure you've got other things to read. Thanks to anyone who stops by, or doesn't. I don't care, I'm just happy to be here.


Edit: It's been a year already. I shouldn't be saying already, this shit was hard as fuck to keep up with, but it's already been a year already. I'll be changing the format of my blog to possibly an update or two a month. At least an update a month; I can at least recharge my creative center in the tiny cubicle in my brain. I'd say expect larger updates, but I'm infamous for not keeping promises.

my dog must scream but she has no mouth

she's really weird. We talk about eating her sometimes, but she's so bony and stringy, where would actually get us? we instead keep her inside of her doggy cage where she wiles away the rest of days crying whenever someone comes within 5 feet of her cage.

What does she want?

anywho

12/26/2016: Tears

And we're back.

I'm more busy than I'd like to be during my break. Just took the week off, today is my first day back.

:(

Rogue One was the shit. Enjoyed it a lot! I really liked how they made each side to be morally grayer than they were initially portrayed. Although one side has Death Star, their motive is to be commanding and expansionist; this job is easier when you have a war deterrent the size of a moon.

Rebels are more like third world countries who hate big governments.

Cool.

I can't wait for Nier automata to come out. The big question for me is whether to get it for PC or for my new PS4, which I'm loving a bunch.

12/25/2016: MERRY CHRISTMAS

posted on the 26th but MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAYS