Good day guys, gals, and mutants! I know you've been anticipating this 'how-to' for your business for what seems like a decade, but anticipate no longer! I will show you this quick and easy 5 step way to increasing productivity and overall mood within your retail store!
Step one is always the hardest step to take. This step loses many production seekers in fear of intimidation of losing their way! For this reason, I will simplify the process into a five part process!
Step One - Part 1
The first part to any step is always the hardest one to take. It's always better to take precaution here, as it is always easy to get side winded into doing another thing all together, and as far as I can tell, we don't want that. Do we?
Thought not.
If you look under your chair, you will find a package. Take out the package, and you will find what looks to be a key. This will be important later, you might want to bookmark this. Actually, just follow my Google+, there's no telling that I might not lose my way writing this simple 'how-to' guide. The barrel of this gun isn't getting any warmer! Haha! That was a joke, my employers would never hold a gun to my head! Haha! Not to force me to write a 'how-to' guide on how to increase production anyways! Haha! What a joke!
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I'm running out of time here actually, so I must wrap this up.
Step 4 - Part 93
Remember one of the most fundamental rules of mind control; there must be a pattern.
Just create a 9 song playlist for your retail store and put it on a loop! Simple as that! The more agonizing and popular, the better! Remember, we're not here for pleasure (as stated in Step 3 - Part 56), but rather productivity! Did joy ever raise your store to the next district level? Did your employee's happiness ever earn you your promotion? Did your good grades and people pleasing behavior ever stop your parents from splitting up, forcing you to grow up fatherless and blaming yourself for these actions, making no mistake that it was your fallacies in believing in a higher cause and your incorrigible faults that split your parents up, not not not because your parents were having arguments over money or that your parents had no chemistry at all and the marriage was doomed from the beginning, it was my fault IT WAS MY FAULT IM SORYR I WAS BAD IWISH I WAS BETTER I JUST WANT TO DIE AND RIP AND TEAR
Oh we're out time!
I hope this simple 5 Step process was of use to you and your store! Look out for my audiobook coming out soon on all popular media sites.
See you next week!
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