Good day guys, gals, and mutants! I know you've been anticipating this 'how-to' for your business for what seems like a decade, but anticipate no longer! I will show you this quick and easy 5 step way to increasing productivity and overall mood within your retail store!
Step one is always the hardest step to take. This step loses many production seekers in fear of intimidation of losing their way! For this reason, I will simplify the process into a five part process!
Step One - Part 1
The first part to any step is always the hardest one to take. It's always better to take precaution here, as it is always easy to get side winded into doing another thing all together, and as far as I can tell, we don't want that. Do we?
Thought not.
If you look under your chair, you will find a package. Take out the package, and you will find what looks to be a key. This will be important later, you might want to bookmark this. Actually, just follow my Google+, there's no telling that I might not lose my way writing this simple 'how-to' guide. The barrel of this gun isn't getting any warmer! Haha! That was a joke, my employers would never hold a gun to my head! Haha! Not to force me to write a 'how-to' guide on how to increase production anyways! Haha! What a joke!
Here
are
some
resources.
I'm running out of time here actually, so I must wrap this up.
Step 4 - Part 93
Remember one of the most fundamental rules of mind control; there must be a pattern.
Just create a 9 song playlist for your retail store and put it on a loop! Simple as that! The more agonizing and popular, the better! Remember, we're not here for pleasure (as stated in Step 3 - Part 56), but rather productivity! Did joy ever raise your store to the next district level? Did your employee's happiness ever earn you your promotion? Did your good grades and people pleasing behavior ever stop your parents from splitting up, forcing you to grow up fatherless and blaming yourself for these actions, making no mistake that it was your fallacies in believing in a higher cause and your incorrigible faults that split your parents up, not not not because your parents were having arguments over money or that your parents had no chemistry at all and the marriage was doomed from the beginning, it was my fault IT WAS MY FAULT IM SORYR I WAS BAD IWISH I WAS BETTER I JUST WANT TO DIE AND RIP AND TEAR
Oh we're out time!
I hope this simple 5 Step process was of use to you and your store! Look out for my audiobook coming out soon on all popular media sites.
See you next week!
Monday, June 27, 2016
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
06/21/2016: Re:Re:
marylin mansons new movie
follow the warrens as they banish mayrlin manson from squatting at a local british hovel.
Okay, out of the movie and in the real world, this shit happened. Not quo for quo the way the movie did, but it was based on it. Take that as you will.
I feel that the phrase 'based on' holds a bit more integrity then say 'authentic', but use either one and you still look like a moron.
The movie was fine. The attention it has been receiving is on par with the positive reaction of Jurassic World, another movie I felt deserved wayyyy too much limelight. However, looking back at the decade or so past horror movies, it's easier to look through that and relate it to the usual horror movie dribble we get every quarter of a year.
In fact, I would say that it's good.
Some parts of the movie, like the actual demon is genuinely spooky. In fact, I built an acute fear of the dark for a week because of this fucking movie. This to the point of looking over my shoulder while jogging in fear of some ghost nun with lots of make up spooks up behind me. I feel the movie did a very good job of keeping suspension high and the mystery shrouded, almost Alien-esque in the way they pulled it off. The very ending, everything comes together and you find out the involvement of all the set pieces.
The story however was subpar and actually really nonsensical and cheesy. The writing at times is just cliche and junky, the scenes were practically choreographed from years of horror movie influence, but I enjoyed it. The ending, remembering it now, had great build up although a bit abrupt, and was very intense. Bravo Wan.
Damn, watching the trailer now, and it is actually better than the movie.
Anywho, something else I've checked out is something I've been wanting to touch on for a while.
Old but gold. It's been about three years since it was released, but these thirty minutes were the best thirty minutes I've spent this year. No joke.
The short is about a young girl named Akko who enters a school for wizards, having been inspired by a wizard show from years ago. I realize the sentence I've just typed is a few words away from describing another franchise dealing with wizards, but I assure you although similar, Little Witch Academia has a charm of its own. Our Akko turns out to be the most inexperienced of the bunch, but she remains very earnest about her desire and beliefs even in the face of naysayers and her own rival.
The rest is coming of agey stuff, but it was still very fun. All the characters turn out to be likable especially Sucy, and the climax is very on par with Trigger's usual satisfying big bang endings. It's really nice to see a very good female lead in a shonen role.
So yeah its pretty good.
Okay, out of the movie and in the real world, this shit happened. Not quo for quo the way the movie did, but it was based on it. Take that as you will.
I feel that the phrase 'based on' holds a bit more integrity then say 'authentic', but use either one and you still look like a moron.
The movie was fine. The attention it has been receiving is on par with the positive reaction of Jurassic World, another movie I felt deserved wayyyy too much limelight. However, looking back at the decade or so past horror movies, it's easier to look through that and relate it to the usual horror movie dribble we get every quarter of a year.
In fact, I would say that it's good.
Some parts of the movie, like the actual demon is genuinely spooky. In fact, I built an acute fear of the dark for a week because of this fucking movie. This to the point of looking over my shoulder while jogging in fear of some ghost nun with lots of make up spooks up behind me. I feel the movie did a very good job of keeping suspension high and the mystery shrouded, almost Alien-esque in the way they pulled it off. The very ending, everything comes together and you find out the involvement of all the set pieces.
The story however was subpar and actually really nonsensical and cheesy. The writing at times is just cliche and junky, the scenes were practically choreographed from years of horror movie influence, but I enjoyed it. The ending, remembering it now, had great build up although a bit abrupt, and was very intense. Bravo Wan.
Damn, watching the trailer now, and it is actually better than the movie.
Anywho, something else I've checked out is something I've been wanting to touch on for a while.
Old but gold. It's been about three years since it was released, but these thirty minutes were the best thirty minutes I've spent this year. No joke.
The short is about a young girl named Akko who enters a school for wizards, having been inspired by a wizard show from years ago. I realize the sentence I've just typed is a few words away from describing another franchise dealing with wizards, but I assure you although similar, Little Witch Academia has a charm of its own. Our Akko turns out to be the most inexperienced of the bunch, but she remains very earnest about her desire and beliefs even in the face of naysayers and her own rival.
The rest is coming of agey stuff, but it was still very fun. All the characters turn out to be likable especially Sucy, and the climax is very on par with Trigger's usual satisfying big bang endings. It's really nice to see a very good female lead in a shonen role.
So yeah its pretty good.
Sunday, June 12, 2016
06/12/2016: Stand By Me
Things have been bad lately. Enough to deprive me of my usual jesting mood. Won't go into detail, but I hope for the best for the families who lost someone dear to them a few nights ago in Florida.
Flow like water my friends and hope for the best for the ones who lost loved ones.
Goals:
Finished them all.
Flow like water my friends and hope for the best for the ones who lost loved ones.
Goals:
Finished them all.
Sunday, June 5, 2016
06/05/2016: Heroes
I am brought before you today to write this blog post today about this movie I just watched today.
Having been reminded of this through constant angst-city reminiscing, I remembered this certain movie through a certain someone praising it upon seeing it with friends.
Going through somewhat of a turbulence right now in my life, I thought I'd check it out to get some cool coming-of-agey thoughts out of the movie.
Holy shit! Finding a picture I can 'borrow' from the internet, and all I'm treated to is a wall of fucking facebook posts! I do not give a fuck! Hold on! Okay fuck it
I watched 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower." I know what you're thinking. Uncookedsooshi, are you actually a thirteen year old girl who posts lyrics on facebooks while hinting at her gnawing angst?
I had to look in the mirror myself to make sure I wasn't, but no I am a 23 year old male with neckbeard and an overtly large steam game collection trust me I am the opposite. I hope.
Anywho, the movie starts out with almost Michael Cera finishing middle school and entering high school where all the other almost-vaguely-resembling-adults highschoolers attend as well.
Ok, I'm being harsh. I actually like the movie. The dialogue was stiff, but I suppose that's the result of adapting a novel from the 1990's. Lots of memorable lines, resulting in tandems of tumblr gifs after another quoting the damn thing.
The film does a wonderful job with cinematography. The setting is never explained, but you can definitely sense a 90's jive, and if not, honestly the setting is so vague that it works out in it's own favor. Absolutely timeless, and virtually always relevant. I actually had a hard time pinning the time the movie takes place, but I started to think that it really does not matter.
I fell kinda hard for the music. The same way I did for the Nice Guys soundtrack even. I suppose it's a nostalgia thing, but I also downloaded the soundtrack for this movie, which is made up entirely of tracks pre-90's and a few after. Reminds me of my younger days when my dad popped in a cassette into his Sony Walkman and gave me a listen. I hated it back then, but now I can really jam with the best. That is to say, I'm just getting old.
Perks of Being a Wallflower is a wonderful coming of age story for anyone that wants to relive the 90s and experience the melodrama of youth. This sounds negative but the movie does a well job of reminding me that although I thought my younger days were super totally awesome, I actually really sucked back then and it's good to come out with it now.
If you'll excuse me, I have a good, lengthy facebook post to share with the internet, and you better believe they're filled with song lyrics and subtle hints at my quarter life crisis.
Oh and besides that, I bought Senran Kagura. I'll post about it later though, but have a piccy
Anywho
(x)I didn't get a chance to :p
(x)Still working on it lol
(x)Will go tonight
(*)Got it
(*)Signed up for ART at University of Houston
Next Week
*Go for some runs lol
*Talk to University of Houston Financial Aid Office
*Work on video
And that's it.
See you next week.
Having been reminded of this through constant angst-city reminiscing, I remembered this certain movie through a certain someone praising it upon seeing it with friends.
Going through somewhat of a turbulence right now in my life, I thought I'd check it out to get some cool coming-of-agey thoughts out of the movie.
Holy shit! Finding a picture I can 'borrow' from the internet, and all I'm treated to is a wall of fucking facebook posts! I do not give a fuck! Hold on! Okay fuck it
I had to look in the mirror myself to make sure I wasn't, but no I am a 23 year old male with neckbeard and an overtly large steam game collection trust me I am the opposite. I hope.
Anywho, the movie starts out with almost Michael Cera finishing middle school and entering high school where all the other almost-vaguely-resembling-adults highschoolers attend as well.
Ok, I'm being harsh. I actually like the movie. The dialogue was stiff, but I suppose that's the result of adapting a novel from the 1990's. Lots of memorable lines, resulting in tandems of tumblr gifs after another quoting the damn thing.
The film does a wonderful job with cinematography. The setting is never explained, but you can definitely sense a 90's jive, and if not, honestly the setting is so vague that it works out in it's own favor. Absolutely timeless, and virtually always relevant. I actually had a hard time pinning the time the movie takes place, but I started to think that it really does not matter.
I fell kinda hard for the music. The same way I did for the Nice Guys soundtrack even. I suppose it's a nostalgia thing, but I also downloaded the soundtrack for this movie, which is made up entirely of tracks pre-90's and a few after. Reminds me of my younger days when my dad popped in a cassette into his Sony Walkman and gave me a listen. I hated it back then, but now I can really jam with the best. That is to say, I'm just getting old.
Perks of Being a Wallflower is a wonderful coming of age story for anyone that wants to relive the 90s and experience the melodrama of youth. This sounds negative but the movie does a well job of reminding me that although I thought my younger days were super totally awesome, I actually really sucked back then and it's good to come out with it now.
If you'll excuse me, I have a good, lengthy facebook post to share with the internet, and you better believe they're filled with song lyrics and subtle hints at my quarter life crisis.
Oh and besides that, I bought Senran Kagura. I'll post about it later though, but have a piccy
(x)I didn't get a chance to :p
(x)Still working on it lol
(x)Will go tonight
(*)Got it
(*)Signed up for ART at University of Houston
Next Week
*Go for some runs lol
*Talk to University of Houston Financial Aid Office
*Work on video
And that's it.
See you next week.
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